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I hate like 95% of all Christmas songs. Can’t stand ‘em. Until now I believed it was just because they’re always so sentimental (or nonsensical—a reindeer with a glowing red nose?!) and maddeningly repeated. I mean, they were one-dimensionally unrealistic by design. I’m not asking for gritty street-level holiday songs or anything, but nothing on this chart ever felt the way actual Christmas felt to me. Now, though, I’m having a Simon Reynolds moment and realizing that it might just be an embodiment of retro. Maybe the reason I can’t stand Christmas music is because I’m being handed the twinkling, soft-focus memories of a childhood that never belonged to me.

*[Strangely, I don’t seem to apply this to movies, because I will watch  A Christmas Story ‘til my eyes bleed.]
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I hate like 95% of all Christmas songs. Can’t stand ‘em. Until now I believed it was just because they’re always so sentimental (or nonsensical—a reindeer with a glowing red nose?!) and maddeningly repeated. I mean, they were one-dimensionally unrealistic by design. I’m not asking for gritty street-level holiday songs or anything, but nothing on this chart ever felt the way actual Christmas felt to me. Now, though, I’m having a Simon Reynolds moment and realizing that it might just be an embodiment of retro. Maybe the reason I can’t stand Christmas music is because I’m being handed the twinkling, soft-focus memories of a childhood that never belonged to me.

*[Strangely, I don’t seem to apply this to movies, because I will watch A Christmas Story ‘til my eyes bleed.]

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    Of, in de woorden van Neko Case: “Let’s just ignore Xmas”.
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    is anyone else tired of having the same christmas every year? I want some new tunes here
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    why I hate christmas season and the grinch is my spirit animal
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    Baby Boomers LOVE Christmas, especially the Christian ones. However, I would like to say something nice about that most...
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    Haha for those who hate christmas songs.
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